When faced with differing opinions from all sides, it’s important to know what you believe in and stand by those beliefs. Sometimes my conservative political views aren’t well-received, but rather than conceal my beliefs, I’ve made a decision to join the many other voices who share these convictions.
I started Thrasher Coffee in 2014 to bring great coffee to great people. Recently, we decided to come out with a line of conservative coffee blends to make mornings great again! These three blends of premium coffee are roasted right here in America, in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains.
Thrasher Coffee strives to fuel the Conservative Revolution, giving conservatives across our great nation the energy and focus they need while still providing unique, bold flavors. Let me introduce you to our three conservative blends.
Deplorables Coffee: The Basket Blend. Who could forget Hillary Clinton’s statement in the 2016 election﹘ “…you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic– you name it.”
As a conservative myself, I know that half of our community is not inherently evil. I created this blend to rally with like-minded individuals. This blend’s packaging states clearly the revised definition of a deplorable.
“Deplorable (noun): A hardworking, tax-paying, patriotic American.”
Naming it “The Basket Blend” defends our community. We are all in a basket, but it isn’t a basket of hate. It’s a basket of strong individuals with a love for their country and their values. What was intended to be a condescending insult has become a badge of honor.
The Basket Blend has a smooth, velvety flavor. It is a combination of dark roasted Rwandan beans and a classic, medium roasted Colombian beans. Available in ground or whole bean, it’s my favorite coffee for washing down liberal hate.
#45 Blend Coffee. This is Thrasher Coffee’s exclusive American blend in honor of our 45th President, Donald J. Trump. We set out to make a coffee dedicated to American ideals, and the result was a bold blend even the POTUS would enjoy.
We fearlessly mixed bold roasts that emulate our president’s politics and leadership style. We worked tirelessly on this blend before settling on a combination of medium-dark roasted and dark roasted beans.
Why shouldn’t we drink coffee that supports the president and country that we love? Tell all your other coffees that they’re FIRED!
MAGA Blend. You’ll never make a difference by backing down. After taking a public conservative stance, we received a lot of not-so-positive feedback (e.g. hate) from some members of the liberal community. Instead of toning it down, we came back with a third blend to fuel the conservative revolution!
As you might’ve guessed, MAGA is the shortened form of President Trump’s 2016 campaign slogan, Make America Great Again. This bold coffee is brewed in America for proud Americans. It is a dark roast that provides the superior, bold flavor you need to start your day off right.
Like our three other conservative blends, MAGA Blend Coffee is available in either ground or whole bean. Try all three and choose your favorite! These patriotic blends are available in select stores and on our website, thrashercoffee.com.
Brandon Vallorani is a practiced entrepreneur and accomplished CEO, author of The Wolves and the Mandolin (ForbesBooks; 2017), and third generation Italian-American.
Founder of a media conglomerate recognized on the Inc. 5000 for five consecutive years, Brandon sold to a colleague in the business, and has more recently shifted focus to his other entrepreneurial endeavors.
Vallorani Estates offers hand-curated luxury products for those who celebrate life’s privileges, and a number of ventures run through his consulting business Romulus Marketing.
Vallorani graduated from West Virginia University with a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts in Graphic Design, and began his career in the non-profit sector. He quickly rose through the ranks to become Executive Vice President in a few short years, simultaneously earning his Master of Business Administration from Thomas More College.
He lives in Metro-Atlanta, with his wife with whom he shares seven children, a son-in-law, and a grandson. In his free time, Brandon enjoys playing in casinos around the country, his three dogs, and learning Italian.